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a day of much activity

got home last night about midnight + 15 from Mr Pickles bachelor party. Not too exciting, but a chance to hang out with people I hadnt seen in forever, eat some pizza, tell stories about Mr P, and then go to a girly bar.

i would critique it here, but i'll wait till after the wedding. suffice it to say, yes, I am still attracted to girls, but not most of the ones there. to quote sir mix-a-lot, silicone parts were made for toys.

that's all I'm sayin. well, that, and Jessica Rabbit was cute. and actually, fleshy girl was, too. and Mae West. Ok, done now. Seriously. I won't talk about the flat-chested girls or Ms. Buttaface. or the really good looking waitress who was better looking than the dancers.

oh. well, i guess i've said enough.

today is friday. nala's home from work. sidewalks done today. i'm super sleepy (5 hours of sleep! woo!) and if it werent for trying to save up vacation time, I wouldnt be at work.

it's a sleepy friday, so here's my friday five.

1. What's one thing you've always wanted to do, but never have?

Well... win the lotto, I suppose. And on a more realistic track, tour Europe and visit family sites there.

2. When someone asks your opinion about a new haircut/outfit/etc, are you always honest?

I try. I can't remember not being.

3. Have you ever found out something about a friend and then wished you hadn't? What happened?

Like every time another one announces to me he's gay? Yeah. Kinda sick of that. Or, when I found out my fiancee had been cheating on me every weekend for 2 years. Yeah, that sucked too.

4. If you could live in any fictional world (from a book/movie/game/etc.) which would it be and why?

Um. This wouldve been easy when I was a kid. Now, I think the world we live in is enough.

5. What's one talent/skill you don't have but always wanted?

I could be vulgar here, but I'll keep it clean. I always wanted to be a better musician. Guitar, piano, and trombone have eluded me, and my saxophone skills are all but gone.

Here's last week's while I'm at it... appropriate for a wedding weekend...

1. How many times have you truly been in love?

One. The first three were trial runs.

2. What was/is so great about the person you love(d) the most?

Skipping this one, since he'll read this...

3. What qualities should a significant other have?

Patience. Humour. Those are probably the biggest.

4. Have you ever broken someone's heart?

Yeah, but mine has been broken just as much. I know a couple who were really devastated when we broke up (one being my ex-fiancee... despite the fact she'd been cheating on me anyway.)

5. If there was one thing you could teach people about love, what would it be?

If you're not friends with the person first and foremost, a relationship probably won't work. At least in my experience.

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I've always wanted to live on that island the Swiss Family Robinson was stranded on. Even with the pirates because, well, I like roughnecks sometimes.

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