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how much restraint

how much restraint is it taking me NOT to bash these idiots in the head? seriously, the word "dumbf*ck" echoed in my mind, over and over and over as i had to keep looking either at the presentation or my notepad to keep from shooting daggers at the two people who "should've known better".

this has been the first time in months I've said to myself "self, you need a cigarette. really, you do. maybe two, but not more than three. and a mocha latte with whipped cream. and a nice long bubble bath. and maybe a good stiff drink. followed by lots of lovin."

ah, to be a chimp, so I could throw POOP at you dumbasses and get away with it.

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you know I'm up for a mocha with extra whipped cream any time you are....

I'm partial to the catchall, "F-tard!" But I think dumbf*ck does wonders when uttered allowed.

Or "Turdhead," which seems to be my mom's favorite (and my dad's least favorite) ... it's slightly more civil, but still conveys the point.

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