oh how the hot have fallen.
nicolette, you are no kim cattrell. and your push-up boobs and botox do nothing for you. yes. fake. i am SO calling you on that one. The ass is real, but you didnt grow 2-3 bra sizes any way but by cosmetic magic.
15 years ago you were sex, playing naked croquet with a dirty old man. now, you're a washed up nighttime soap actress. fade quietly into the distance, will you? even teri hatcher's days are numbered (and I LOVED her on Lois and Clark. She was hot.)
AND I LOVE Desperate Housewives. YOU WOULDVE SUCKED (even worse than Teri Hatcher) as Susan. The casting is all messed up when it comes to you two.
Bree, fine. Lynette, fine. Gabrielle, fine. Susan and Edie? Kinda suck. It's not the lines. It's not the delivery. It's something about the actresses just doesn't fit. This is the role Teri should've had just after Lois. Not now, when she's fighting her age. And old pruneface as the neighborhood slut? Oh yeah, if she wasn't doing that LAX show, (isnt that what it is?), I so would've tried to cast Heather Locklear. Now, that woman STILL is walking talking sex.
Why in the hell would Mike (character) want to sleep with Edie (Nicolette). Sure she's got a fine body, but man, put a bag over her head compared to the rest of the neighborhood. Sheesh.
ANd this whole towel/ad incident on ABC. Grow up. I just read it was an above the waist shot of her back. WHAT EVER FCC. You show backless gowns cut up and down to the hoo-ha at every awards show, and that's ok? Show an aging woman's nekkid back and the whole world falls apart?
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I can't believe Marcia Cross is 42 years old. She looked rather fetching in her lingerie. Wow, did I just say "fetching"?
Posted by: evebird | November 18, 2004 2:37 PM
Brenda Strong (Mary Alice Young, the voice from beyond), age 47
Teri Hatcher (Susan Mayer) age 40 (Dec. 8)
Jamie Denton (Mike Delfino), 41, (January)
Felicity Huffman (Lynnette Scavo) age 42 (Dec. 9)
Marcia Cross (Bree Van de Kamp), 42 (last March)
Eva Longoria (Gabrielle Solis) age 29 (last March)
Jesse Metcalfe (John, the gardener), age 26 (Dec. 9)
Cody Kasch, (psycho son, Zach Young), age 27 (August)
Nicolette Sheridan, (Edie Britt) 41 (this coming Sunday)
Steven Culp (Rex Van de Kamp) 49 (December 3)
Other Trivia: Ricardo Chavira (Carlos Solis) played Frederico's gay contractor brother-in-law on Six Feet Under. Andrea Bowen (precocious Julie Mayer) is from Cowtown. Mark Moses (Creepy father Paul Young), played Captain Archer's father, Henry Archer in ST:Enterprise.
Posted by: Gigamatt | November 18, 2004 3:29 PM
It is better than saying "felching".
Posted by: Nala | November 18, 2004 7:17 PM
It's ridiculous that the DH promo on ABC was so "controversial." I swear, the FCC is getting too big for its britches. Just like Janet Jackson's titties.
Posted by: evebird | November 19, 2004 9:27 AM