gigamatic

ok, so Nala often makes fun of my friends and their various drama, but without drama to listen to, life would be so dull.

so an old friend from high school and early college, the gay ex-Reverend, who split with his wife for his lover who he'd been seeing on the side for a long time, and who tends to rush feet first into things... who almost bought a house with a guy who he'd known for only months... who had shit stolen by said guy when he disappeared suddenly... who ended up moving to my hometown and got a totally different kind of depressing job... at some point ended up driving without insurance and got his license taken away. and then kept driving. or something.

and then he lost it for a longer period. and now, he can finally get it back. he's been having to pay insurance for months anyway, but his car's engine blew up so he had to quit driving without a license.

so now he needs to drive (ride) across the state to get his license reinstated, and then he needs to get a new(er) car. did i mention he lives in the projects?

oh yeah. and he declared bankruptcy a while back, so he has no credit.

and he has to get his friends to pick him up and take him 40 miles to the only gay bar within an hour drive.

meet my friend the walking stereotype.