desperate hausfrau
So, I've been up since 3:00. ish. That's AM. Nala couldn't sleep, and I couldnt get back to sleep with him not sleeping.
Of course, now I'm tired, but I'm at work.
I baked another 6 dozen cookies. I surfed the web. I wrote a couple more Christmas cards. I sent birthday emails. I taped up and addressed packages.
3 more hours and I can go to lunch, the bank, the post office, the store, and to get a haircut. Then, I can go home and make more cookies. Mmm cookies. And wrap presents. And make dinner. And go see The Incredibles.
Hey, Lynette, pass me that ADD medication, will ya?
Housewives spoilers follow...
This week on Desperate Housewives...
Zach goes home, reluctantly, after Susan finds out he's been living upstairs with her daughter... Mike delivers him to Mr. Young, and lets him know he can call him anytime if he needs to.
Edie gets the cops to break into Mrs. Huber's house.
Gabi finds out Carlos really did do something bad for Mr. Tanaka. I've got to rewatch, but I think she burned only his passport and not his hidden papers... the opposite of what he asked her to do. Gabi hides her things in neighbors' homes (Bree's especially) so that the feds don't take it as "ill gotten gains".
Rex is banging Maisy Gibbons, the bitch from the prep school who Lynette faced off against, who, it seems, has a little business selling herself to the neighborhood men to make money since she and her husband fell on hard times and she lost the country club membership. She does it because Bree felt sorry for her? Rex has a heart attack while in mid act, and Maisy calls 911 while chained to him.
Bree finds out Rex is banging Maisy and likes it kinky. But still loves her. She visits him in the hospital, and seeming genuinely concerned, goes into full Melrose BITCH mode and tells him she's taking him for everything he's got. Because she wants it to hurt.
Lynette's new stolen nanny is sugar and spice but she sets up a nanny-cam anyway just to be sure. She thinks the kids love the nanny more, but the cam reveals not even SuperNanny can get three bratty boys to eat brussel sprouts. Even with cheese.
I probably missed something... No "Oh, Susan" moments.
And in case you missed the pilot, it's airing again this weekend.
Comments
You are correct: Gabi burned the passport and not the documents.
Creepiest moment of the show: "Would you like some more potatoes?"
Best line: "Oooh, smell you!"
Is it just me, or does this show remind you a little of American Beauty?
Posted by: evebird | December 21, 2004 4:27 PM
KimberBree rocks my world.
Posted by: palochi | December 21, 2004 5:37 PM