gigamatic

Ok, so I don't work in a cube farm. I work in an office environment. We all have doors. Technically, I could close my door. But, our heating/ventilation system sucks, plus we tend to be in/out of our offices a bunch, so generally we keep our doors open.

"HEY DAWG!"
"HEY DAWG!"
"HEY DAWG!"
"HEY DAWG!"
"HEY DAWG!"
"HEY DAWG!"

When I hear a 40-something-year-old white man yelling "HEY DAWG!" from over 30 feet away and around 2 corners... I cannot tell you the level of stabbing irritation it causes me.

Almost as much as Cackleland, where the two most annoying women try to out-fake-laugh each other. That's 40+ feet in the other direction. Both sound like they're IN my office. Last week I happened to be in the office next to the two Hens, and it was unbearable, so we shut the door. It didnt help.

Someday, you'll hear it here, courtesy of my digital audio recorder.