Nicolette and Madam
jay: "Pop beauty Jessica Simpson is paranoid about the size of her bottom and gets enraged when it is mocked by her Dukes Of Hazzard co-star Johnny Knoxville. The singer, who beat off Britney Spears for the coveted role of Daisy Duke in the big-screen remake, has reportedly had enough of other actors' jokey antics."--IMDB.com
jay: notice anything unusual in one of those sentences?
me: beat off britney?
me: mocked by knoxville?
me: remake of Dukes?
me: pop beauty Simpson?
jay: beat off. but it's all representative of just what hellish times we live in
me: there's a positively horrid photo of her and Nick out on the web from something in [new york] where she looks like a cross between Madam and today's N. Sheridan.
jay: scary
me: girl should not wear her hair back with pale skin and retro-red lipstick
jay: 'course, neither should we