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a little ohio poot humor

well, at least it was funny at the time...

annalisa: did you read my new year's post about food resolutions? about how i'm going to try to eat only good quality food?
me: All food is good (I wish)
me: I just realized frosted flakes has high fructose corn syrup. Bastards.
annalisa: they all do
annalisa: kashi doesn't
me: Mmm. Kashi
annalisa: i love the go lean crunch. even though it makes me poot
me: nala bought some. it's yummy.
annalisa: but at least it is versatile. you can have it on yogurt or as plain cereal. or in trail mix
me: Everything healthy makes me poot
annalisa: me too. apples, especially. peppers make me burp
me: We're true ohioans. We eat all the crap and don't poot
annalisa: right
me: Pass the deep fried cheese, please
annalisa: oh man. i am sworn off cheese sticks for a while
me: I just like typing poot. Poot poot poot
annalisa: they are like crack to me
me: Deep fried pickles ARE DA BOMB
annalisa: never had those!
me: Macs added deep fried green beans
annalisa: you can deep fry just about anything and it's good
annalisa: :drool: Mac's
me: And stuffed mushrooms
annalisa: looooove Macs
me: Everything comes with salad now
annalisa: what?
annalisa: that's crazy talk!
me: Wanna scotch egg? What kind of dressing on your salad?
me: Want fish and chips? Parmesan peppercorn or thousand island?
me: Seriously
me: People were ordering salads all the time
me: So they changed the menu accordingly
me: You can't get a dinner w/o salad
annalisa: oh i thought you meant that instead of fries you got salad
instead
me: Oh no
annalisa: which is crazy talk!
me: You get both!
annalisa: i almost had a heart attack!
annalisa: heheh
me: I am so blogging this
annalisa: do it.
annalisa: expose me for the grease-loving midwesterner that i am
annalisa: people need to know the truth!
annalisa: they demand the truth!
annalisa: :)
me: Now I'm craving deep fried everything
me: But not long john silvers
annalisa: :shudder:
annalisa: The hush puppies were good though
me: Mmm
me: We had skyline this week too
me: Gimme some spaghetti, but put some chili on it. And cover it in so much cheese I can't tell what it is!
me: Can you tell I skipped lunch today?
annalisa: yes

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