gigamatic

so, i woke this morning to puke on the landing, poop on the kitchen floor, and milk that had gone bad in the fridge.

i spent over 10 minutes heating up my -2 degree truck enough so that I could see through the frost on the inside of my front window.

then, I stopped at the convenience store so I could get some coffee and cereal (cheaper there than if I get it at work). almost get in an accident at the famous intersection of my last one because some dickhead is driving 50 mph down high street.

then, when i do get to work, i find out there's no a/c in our server room today.

and of course, no milk in the vending machine. it's been replaced with muffins.

yes, I realize it's Tuesday. all i wanted was half-caf coffee and a bowl of cereal for breakfast.

*smashes head against desk*