ElekTra.
One thing to say: I know why this movie failed.
TOO MUCH TALKING! NOT ENOUGH SMASHING!
Blah blah blah. Fucking stab someone already.
Oooh look... white sheets flying around. It's like Matrix-style wire work, without the actors! Spoooky!
Look how cute miscellaneous eastern-Euro guy (Goran Visnjic from ER) is! His name is "Miller". Yeah. Ok. So if his name is Miller, why does he sound like he's from one of the Balkans? Hello... I'm not even a detective, but I could tell you he's not from BALTIMORE. Sheesh.
I'm not going to even say how fucking predictible it was. I'm glad I saw it, so I can tell everyone how crappy it was. STAY AWAY! YOU WILL FALL ASLEEP in all it's chick-flicky wannabe moments.
Jesus Christ. It makes you wonder how bad Catwoman was.
Comments
*i didn't think it was all that bad*
Posted by: kelmeister | February 23, 2005 9:18 AM