i'm a loser, baby
i cant believe i picked up 3 losing pepsi bottles in a row today. yeah, i cheated and checked on the first two, but odds were really good that that third one was a winner.
i wonder if i should even bother playing the mega lotto tonight. something in me still says "yes, you cant win if you dont play!"
cash value tonight? 31.2 million. that's what, 15 million after taxes? i'd say that'd be enough to quit my job, fix up the house the way it should be, and establish a good life for myself and my family.
(Aside: "DAWG!" is back again. What a fuck.)