my dad is a dirty old man
Sunday night, I talked to my dad on the phone. Bike Week was just ending there, so the ungodly roar is gone for a while. Now, it's time for bikinis, in 80-degree weather with sunshine and waves.
According to some newspaper article, 70% of Spring Breakers have their part of Florida as a destination this year. This sounds like it's up over past years... I guessed that it was due to the economic slump. It is the more cost-conscious choice, and ranked above Miami, the Tampa area (including Panama City, which seemed odd), and Vegas.
All my dad cares about is having my mom drive slowly past all the scantily-clad women on the beach. I think I need to buy my dad a good pair of sunglasses.
Comments
Either that or get him a video camera. No, on second thought, bad idea...Three words: "Gigadads Gone Wild."
Posted by: Casey | March 15, 2005 8:46 PM
Ew. Thanks Casey.
Posted by: Gigamatt | March 16, 2005 7:28 AM
I can picture Gigadad on the gambling boats with big tittied strippers hanging on his arms.
Posted by: Nala | March 16, 2005 8:07 AM
I swear to god, I've seen the man work his charms. If he was single, he'd be getting laid more than ... um ... I'm not sure I want to think about this anymore.
Posted by: Gigaspaz | March 16, 2005 9:15 AM
I was telling my friend ElementLad about this at lunch, and realized the really creepy thing is that the girls my dad is checking out are young enough to be his granddaughters. Eww.
Posted by: Gigamatt | March 16, 2005 2:18 PM