nearest book...
via the other 'matic:
- Grab the nearest book. University Office Supply Catalog
- Open the book to page 123. Conference and Training Room Furniture Solutions
- Find the fifth sentence. Mostly fragments with periods, but that'll do...
- Post the text of the next 3 sentences on your blog along with these instructions.
- Don’t you dare dig for that “cool” or “intellectual” book in your closet! I know you were thinking about it! Just pick up whatever is closest.
Dual-position legs on Crescent Table provide more seating capacity and leg room. LIMITED LIFETIME WARRANTY. ASSEMBLY REQUIRED.
Jesus, like I would've picked this?! I really need to clean my desk.