aging academic with ghetto booty
whatcha gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside that trunk?
whatcha gonna do with all that ass, all that ass inside them jeans?
um. yeah. i discovered that if i wear these new "stylish" jeans, i suddenly have ginormous ghetto booty. or, as nala often calls it, an "M.A."
i realize i've porked up again, both around my stomach and my rear, but sheesh. it's just bad.
must get back in shape after holiday binging.