gigamatic

i signed up for valleyschwag on may 1.
i got billed again june 1.
i never got another email.
i finally emailed to say "wtf, what's going on, where's my stuff?"

well, may was a little out of control for them.
and, today, it turns out, several packages were returned by USPS with bad shipping labels.
so now, may's going to be even later.

i respect the folks for trying. i respect the folks for sending emails, making funny videos, and generally trying to keep customers calm, while chaos surrounds them.

but this is the beginning of week 2 of month 2. i paid twice, i got nonce.
i want my schwag! do you hear me thor? I want my schwag!!!!!
send me the schwag or the dog gets it!
you dont want anything to happen to this pooch, do ya?

waaaah, i didnt get my schwag, waaaaah!

Update: Thor just emailed me to let me know June is on track to ship earlier, and "thanks for not being mean."

I guess that means I'll have to let the dog be, at least for now.
Neeed schwaaaag! Schwaaaaaaag!!!!