This n That, Late
1. Sexier (female)...Pamela Anderson or Jennifer Garner?
Garner is girl-next-door sexy, while Anderson-Lee-Anderson-Lee-Anderson-Rock is trailer trash wannabe-sexy.
2. Sexier (male)...Ben Affleck or Matt Damon?
Ass-chin bad actor loses. I have other reasons too, but I don't want to get into them.
3. The better piano player...Billy Joel or Elton John?
You make me choose? While I don't really like either, I'll agree that they're both great musicians.
4. Funnier...David Letterman or Craig Kilborn?
Letterman's been doing it longer, and it shows.
5. The dumber cartoon cat...Stimpy (of *Ren & Stimpy*) or Tom (of *Tom & Jerry*)?
Er... I never saw an episode of Ren & Stimpy. Tom was pretty dumb, and I know Stimpy was too... so, no clear winner here.
6. A better news anchor...Tom Brokaw or Dan Rather?
Rather creeps me out. Always has. I've been watching Broke-jaw since his days on the Today Show with Jane Pauley.
7. A better TV chef...Emeril Lagasse or Jacques Pepin?
BAM! You lose.
8. The trashier talk show host...Maury Povich or Jerry Springer?
While Maury is barely less trashy, Springer is trashier because he doesn't have an intelligent wife who holds her own in the media.
9. The worse fast food burger joint...McDonald's or Burger King?
Good god. Juice, the burgers are smaller and less flavorful at McD's. Trust me. They're 1/8lb at BK and 1/10lb at McDs.
10. Thought-provoking question of the week: Only a handful of U.S. Presidents have been considered to be *great* Of the following two, which one do you consider to be greater...Franklin D. Roosevelt or Abraham Lincoln?
This doesnt even need a justification.