crazy papa steve...
And then I read:
In a few years will he achieve DNA manliness on the level of his great grandfather who I think piloted a giant black and white robot and beat up Cobra Commander's dad. Maybe he didn't but I don't know for sure because both of my grandfathers died when I was three. This left me grandfatherless, which is similar to an orphan but less powerful.
...and thought "I AM SO STEALING THAT" (after I thought "Holy crap, he's old enough to be a dad?" followed by "Congratulations!")